I'V'S FILLED WITH FLUIDS, AND THE MORPHINE MACHINE

 Hey Weirdo's and Dork's, 

Getting strapped down with wires attached to a fluid machine isn't a big deal. It's uncomfortable. Walking around with it is hard. Especially if you move like Dash from the Disney Pixar movie The Incredibles 1 and 2.It pumps water into your body to give you nutrients if you're not eating or drinking much. Watching it beep is annoying. I preferred the I.V paracetamol machine better. It gives you life when you're burning up like Jacob Black before he becomes a werewolf in New Moon. Colourful mood lighting helps you to relax when you're hooked up to these machines at night time. It keeps you un-infected for a long time. It makes you run to the loo a lot. 

The morphine machine was really fun. Clicking the clicker when it went green to get more of the drug in your system to alleviate pain is fun. One time I pressed it when it was red. Big mistake on my part. The machine started going crazy. Don't do that. Plus there was this octopus thing on my line that was connected to more than one I.V stand. I hated being stuck on a bed. It's boring. 

That's all I've got to fill you in with for now.

Enjoy.

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